Friday, December 4, 2009

keserabowtan chenta

ada org panggil kekasehhatinya hubby, baby, pumpkin, darling, sweetheart, boo, pie, pookie.
dan ada juga yg memanggil abg, anje, busyuk, ayang, dinda, kanda (janji aku geli masa nk type tapi mmg ada sebegini rupa)

tak kesahlah jenama apa korang panggil apa pasangan korang tuh asalkan korang bahagia, aman, damai juga tenteram. bercerita tentang chenta nih, memula nk berkenalan tuh... perghh!!! paleng sronok. lagi lagi kalo ko mmg ske kat org tuh jugak la. dan yg paleng penting tangan ko tak sedih kerana ada menda yg nk ditepoknya. ksian wooo kalo cari tangan lagi satu tapi tak jmpe. tapi kalo da i looike u. u loooooike me. haroslah bergegas ke peringkat yg sterosnya.

mulalah bibit bibit perchentaan melalui telepon bimbit. menghantar pesanan ringkas dijadikan satu kemestian. seolah makanan ruji. setiap langkah, gerak dan aktiviti dilaporkan tanpa diminta. tak habes bergayotan gayotan dan berpesan pesanan ringkas, perjumpaan kerap haros dititikberatkan (bagi mereka yg dudok berhampiran.maaf kepada chenta jarak jaoh). tugasan², kelas² dan perbincangan² ilmiah ditangguh seketika kerana ada perkara yg LEBIH PENTING.

ble chenta kian lama terbina (hush..), semakin banyak perkara yg tak kena. ungkit mengungkit toksah cte laa...
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Adegan chenta satu

salbiah: where haf u been huh?
alwi: ive been to london 2 c the queen (cubaan alwi melawak)
salbiah: was it a joke?sorry for not laughing coz its toooooooooo funnnny!!
alwi: chill la sayang... i left my phone in my car n was having a dinner with my family. m sorry.
salbiah: u noe dat u shud haf told me earlier. (ntah mcm mana abu nk bgtaw yg dia nk tertingglkn fon) u dont even text me dis whole dae. its always about ur family. u dont even care about me. m juz another girl. isnt it?
alwi: please dear. u noe how its lyke. n u do understand. dont u?
salbiah: nope. i dont. its been 3 months (baru 3 bln je)... uve promised to c my parents. uve promised to c me every wik lyke wut u used to do. n now....?hey liar. stop treating me lyke a fool. ive had enuf!or ure actually having an affair with da gal u told me dat dae?go ahead.i dont even care!
alwi: listen! astaghfirullah. wuts wrong with u? its always been lyke dis. sorry if i did anything wrong. i do love u. u n u alone. please.
salbiah: cut the crap!

tuuuuuuuuuuut.tuuuuuuuuuuut.tuuuuuuuuuuuut.

alwi kembali mendail. suara wanita yg biasa didengar namon sepertinya bkn salbiah.
"the person u r calling is not reacheable. please try again later"
later???brapa lama daaaa.
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itulah yg berlaku dalam chenta yg serabowt. topik perdebatan yg takde kena mengena sgt dgn situasi. akibat tiada modal, ungit ungkitan menjadi bahan. merajok dan marah sebahagian daripada tentatif program perchentaan sebilangan pasangan. namon, aku tidaklah menyangkal ada juga mereka² yg acapkali berterbang terbangan di awan nan sembilan akibat kebahagian yg teramat sgt. turon naek pasti berlaku. darjah kekalutan dan keserabowtan sahaja yg berbeza. yg penting cobalah selamatkan hubungan agar berjaya ke platform halalan toiban.

mohon undur
*cobaanmencoba*

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